I am single-handedly keeping the popcorn seasoning industry afloat.
There is literally no way of shopping at a guitar store without looking like an absolute douchebag.
-Take at least one fluff class per semester or you will die
-Having a PhD and being passionate about a subject doesn’t make you competent at your job
-You can usually get away with an older edition of a textbook, unless your professor wrote it
-Your sleep schedule will make zero sense
-Unfortunately, due to scheduling conflicts or something motivating you to drop a class, you will be taking classes you don’t want to, so prepare for that
-Whenever you write an essay/paper, go through it and make all the periods and commas size 14. Teachers won’t notice and it adds at least a line per paragraph
My mom speaks like two words of English but she somehow knows all the lyrics to The Big Bang Theory’s theme song.