I am single-handedly keeping the popcorn seasoning industry afloat.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
a half naked girl can get a thousand reblogs how many for our lord and savior
There is literally no way of shopping at a guitar store without looking like an absolute douchebag.
What I’ve Learned After A Year Of College
-Take at least one fluff class per semester or you will die
-Having a PhD and being passionate about a subject doesn’t make you competent at your job
-You can usually get away with an older edition of a textbook, unless your professor wrote it
-Your sleep schedule will make zero sense
-Unfortunately, due to scheduling conflicts or something motivating you to drop a class, you will be taking classes you don’t want to, so prepare for that
-Whenever you write an essay/paper, go through it and make all the periods and commas size 14. Teachers won’t notice and it adds at least a line per paragraph
AT&T has been giving Old Spice a run for the money in the Best Commercial department recently.
Trailer: ‘Don Jon’ - Oct 18
Written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, starring Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Tony Danza and Julianne Moore.
New Trailer: ‘Man of Steel’
I’m shitting at least 10 different kinds of bricks right now.
My mom speaks like two words of English but she somehow knows all the lyrics to The Big Bang Theory’s theme song.
Holy shit.
Everything is going to be okay, you guys.
